I Was A Trojan, But Didn't Use One...

And this is my confession. I am Matt Leinart, and I'm a daddy.



Leinart and girl he knocked up former girlfriend Brynn Cameron gave birth to a new baby boy, Cole, Tuesday night. This is just one of many illegitimate children Leinart will have in his career in beautiful Arizona. Ovaries around the world are lining up to fuse with Leinart's magic sperm. I mean, if you were an ovary would you not want some of that action? Think of the masterpiece you could create. Tall, athletic, good looking, charming, big city saavy...everything you need to be a multi-millionaire.

Brynn played basketball for the University of Southern California, and believe it or not she didn't look like Rebecca Lobo. She's actually hot!!

Baby Mama:



**Note - She's not on the left and she's wearing #11. I know I know, it's hard to tell. **

Cole Leinart, who could probably already start for the Arizona Cardinals, didn't have anything to say at press time.

Kurt Warner, former Cardinal quarterback turned fumbling baffoon, wished Leinart all the best. "My spikey-haired husband wife and I are just so happy for Matt and Brynn. You know, we are very religious folk so a child born out of wedlock is usually something we frown upon, but when it's created with Lein-sperm, well it's obviously something God wanted to happen. I've talked to several prominent businessmen in the Arizona area about their interst in bottling it to be honest. It's pretty much liquid gold," said Warner.

Leinart who ironically got used to having lots of protection at USC behind his veteran offensive line, was relatively inexperienced in providing any for himself. It seems his bank account has been sacked and now it's 2nd and child support to go.

"Pistol" Pete Carroll, Leinart's former coach at USC said, "Matt's a great kid, loaded with athleticism, tons of charm and good looks. This was inevitable. I mean, he's given it to White Bush for the last three years when you think about it hahaha."

Leinart will make a great father and even better husband out of wedlock friend. We wish all the best to the Leinart and Cameron families, independantly of course.